Welcome to the second dimension.
Sorry the truth is so painful. Try not to let it dent your self-esteem.
Are you kidding? My self esteem is positively wilted and riddled with e-coli! - Lettuce Head
Perhaps you shouldn't base your self-perception on reality. You could try a happy delusion. Many humans have had great success with this method.
You see? That's why I'm just a wretched head of lettuce. I will meditate on self-actualizing into a bowling ball! - Lettuce Head...er...BOWLING BALL! Hey what are those bugs doing in my leaves?
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Sorry the truth is so painful. Try not to let it dent your self-esteem.
Are you kidding? My self esteem is positively wilted and riddled with e-coli! - Lettuce Head
Perhaps you shouldn't base your self-perception on reality. You could try a happy delusion. Many humans have had great success with this method.
You see? That's why I'm just a wretched head of lettuce. I will meditate on self-actualizing into a bowling ball! - Lettuce Head...er...BOWLING BALL!
Hey what are those bugs doing in my leaves?
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