Sunday, July 15, 2007

Existentialist Vegetable

Getting in touch with one's inner self isn't always a pleasant process.

4 comments:

Sonja said...

Sorry the truth is so painful. Try not to let it dent your self-esteem.

Mr Zzyzx said...

Are you kidding? My self esteem is positively wilted and riddled with e-coli! - Lettuce Head

Sonja said...

Perhaps you shouldn't base your self-perception on reality. You could try a happy delusion. Many humans have had great success with this method.

Mr Zzyzx said...

You see? That's why I'm just a wretched head of lettuce. I will meditate on self-actualizing into a bowling ball! - Lettuce Head...er...BOWLING BALL!

Hey what are those bugs doing in my leaves?